‘I wouldn’t fancy the bed next to Gareth Thomas #padlock my arse’ the Tweet went, no doubt alongside a self-congratulatory smirk from Lee Steele.
*looks at picture of Lee Steele, looks at picture(s) of Gareth Thomas*
He should be so fucking lucky.
But Lee Steele was soon smirking on the other side of his penis when Oxford City, his football club, called him up to give him the sack for being a homophobic twat. Take that! Splat!
The club itself didn’t actually call him – it isn’t a robot from the future! – but the manager of the club did. His name is Mark Ford. True story.
Gareth Thomas, incidentally, could rip Lee Steele’s head off like an overcooked prawn. Just sayin’.
Lee Steele, a footballer, has been sacked from his *checks notes* football club after Tweeting a homophobic *checks notes* Tweet about Gareth Thomas,