Heaven hath no fury like a, what are we calling David Furnish? Live-in freeloader? Failed director? Baby-mamma to Sir Elton John? Scorned. You might have to read that sentence again.
With Elton having already said on the red carpet at the Golden Globes that Madonna had – and we quote – ‘no fucking chance’ of winning the Golden Globe ahead of him for Best Song, we then had the post-announcement outburst from his dearly beloved hanger-on, David Furnish.
‘Madonna. Best Song???? No fucking way!’ he said on Facebook with a disregard for grammar which was flagrant to say the very least. He then went on to call Madonna ’embarrassing’ and ‘desperate’. Which we don’t really understand. Especially coming from David Furnish.
Madonna is 'desperate and embarrassing' according to the man who wipes Elton John's bottom for a living,