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Anne Widdecombe, the homophobic Tory God-fearing fame-whore, might be joining the Strictly Come Dancing judging panel.


Anne Widdecombe

Anne Widdecombe – who is not only a moron who Jesus absolutely fucking doesn’t want for a sunbeam, but an utter cunt who dresses like the village idiot in Lark Rise To Candleford to boot (emphasis on the boot) – is rumoured to be replacing Alesha Dixon on the judging panel of Strictly Come On My Tits, the family-friendly dancing show.

Anne Widdecombe, who defies all natural law by being even uglier on the inside than she is on the outside – and that is some ugly mother fucker, the kind that sterilises dogs with one glance – is thought to be a natural choice for judging the light entertainment show about dancing. In spite of the fact that she doesn’t have legs so much as Barratt houses.

If chosen for the Strictly Cometh The Dance judging panel, Anne Widdecombe – who, despite looking like a dog has never been fucked. Not even had a Fab lolly stuck up her! – will be sandwiched between two real life homosexuals.

‘Widdecombe can’t dance but she is funny, direct and the viewers loved her,’ reports the Evening Standard’s mole, who is not thought to be related to Cindy Crawford’s mole. Not even by marriage.

‘The viewers’ is thought to include not only us, but you. We found her – find her – so repellent that the last time we¬†inadvertently stumbled across her on our Telly V box, our warming glass of milk turned into Epoisses cheese. Just like that!

Now let’s look at Anne Widdecombe on a train.

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  1. I’d rather look at Anne Widdecombe UNDER a train.

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