Well, maybe that’s overstating things a little bit but it looks like Jesus may want you for a sunbeam after all, especially if you fill out a nice pair of white pants like this gay here.
What it is is… a Christian group turned up at Gay Pride in Chicago (so we don’t think this is a new story – it would be a little chilly to be wandering around in lingerie in Chicago in January) to say sorry on behalf of the church for being so darn mean.
Signs ran along the lines of, ‘I’m sorry for the way the church treated you’. Personally, we think it’s a way of Christians getting to cop a feel of men in underwear on the march. They’re wily them Christians. You have to watch them.
The church would like to apologise for all the harm it's caused the gays,