This is the first official picture of Daniel Craig – released and everything! – from the new Bond moving picture cinema fillum, Skyfall. From this picture we can deduce:
– They’re holding back the nudity until we really, really, really beg for it.
– He looks like he’s sitting on the No. 55, peering out the window. You need a pistol in a leather glove for a good third of that route, even if it is just to give you a kooky edge as you swish through the Shoreditch leg. And boy do they have legs!
– Daniel Craig’s best side is his left. Side.
– Daniel Craig’s left ear is almost perfect.
– Aren’t his eyebrows bushy and speckled with ashen?
– We would still bum him. We never, in fact, said we wouldn’t.
– And c) and d)
Now let’s look at Daniel Craig’s penis…
Is that a tiny pistol in your leather gloved hand, Daniel Craig, or are you just happy we've not made a reference to your penis?,