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Is that a tiny pistol in your leather gloved hand, Daniel Craig, or are you just happy we’ve not made a reference to your penis?


Daniel Craig Skyfall

This is the first official picture of Daniel Craig – released and everything! – from the new Bond moving picture cinema fillum, Skyfall. From this picture we can deduce:

– They’re holding back the nudity until we really, really, really beg for it.

– He looks like he’s sitting on the No. 55, peering out the window. You need a pistol in a leather glove for a good third of that route, even if it is just to give you a kooky edge as you swish through the Shoreditch leg. And boy do they have legs!

– Daniel Craig’s best side is his left. Side.

– Daniel Craig’s left ear is almost perfect.

– Aren’t his eyebrows bushy and speckled with ashen?

– We would still bum him. We never, in fact, said we wouldn’t.

– And c) and d)

Now let’s look at Daniel Craig’s penis…


Daniel Craig's penis

 

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  1. i would still bum him….i’d be ecstatic too

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