Part 1) Gábor Vona – who is palpably gagging to get bummed – is the leader of Hungary’s minority party, Jobbik. Which doesn’t even rhyme with anything funny.
Part 2) Hungary is hosting this year’s gay EuroGames.
Part 3) Zsa Zsa Gábor Vona is coming out of a bag on this shit. ‘God is my witness,’ frothed he, as one eye looked up, the other looked down. ‘It’s not some kind of homophobia but merely common decency that makes me say that this really is the end of the world.’ Honey, it’s only a little rounders!
Part d) The Klu Klux Klan should adopt that tagline. ‘It’s not racism, just common decency that all black people are born bad.’
5) Gábor Vona is a cunt.
*ends*
Now let’s look at Zsa Zsa Gábor Vona’s finest hour…




