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‘Doner with chips and all sauces, please.’


George Michael and Fadi

This is George Michael and his homosexual lover, Fadi. They are on their holidays, somewhere not here. If it wasn’t for Twitter, we would be none the wiser. Thank fuck for Twitter. If it wasn’t for Twitter, we wouldn’t be subjected to such Tweets as ‘Isn’t he cute?’ Thank fuck for Twitter. If it wasn’t for Twitter, we wouldn’t be hip to the fact that George Michael ‘jumped into his decking pool with my iPhone in my shorts pocket yesterday. AAArgh.’

We can’t help but feel that ‘decking’ was unnecessary.

We’re all for George shoving his new relationship in our faces, especially when his new relationship wears a chunky flip-flop. After all, we have the opposite-sex relations of the famouses shoved in our faces like gonorrhea on an ongoing basis, and we’re nothing if not sick to death of that. So it’s all swings, roundabouts, yo-yos, really.

In related news, we walked past George Michael’s house yesterday on our way to a dolly Sunday swish across Hampstead Heath. We swear that was Bananarama’s Keren making snow angels in the front garden.

In conclusion, who’s top and who’s bottom?

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6 comments to “‘Doner with chips and all sauces, please.’”

  1. I’d do him. Or would I? I might on a slow day. And obviously George is bottom. You don’t get a big bastard like that and then top him. Or do you? Can’t make my mind up on anything today.

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  2. Do gay bears have anonymous sex in the woods? Etc.

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  3. Let’s hope the it’s the not-George-Michael one who is the top as those old Wham photos of George in the white Speedos show that he is lacking a certain something.

    Still, I love Angelos Epithemiou and I hope he’s giving George a discount on his burgers.

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  4. Georgios is a greedy, lazy bottom I’m thinking.

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  5. Doesn’t George have thin ankles? I don’t remember those from Club Tropicana…

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  6. I for one am glad to see Consuela back in business.

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