From his hair-like-a-vagina down to his pointy shoes (Fact: You will only ever see a pointy shoe on straight men, cheap gays and the odd clown) via his boot cut jeans (do we see two hems?), taking in the lifts (money can’t buy you height either, apparently) and not forgetting the Blu-Tack pallor that is set off a treat by his rolled up sleeves, then right back to the simply delicious hair, Simon Cowell’s appalling dress sense is only surpassed by Gok Wan’s.
That’s it really.
We all know that money doesn't buy you style. But you don't have to rub our faces in it, Simon Cowell.,