Yesterday – or maybe even the day before. Who knows? – Gareth Thomas Tweetertered this picture of himself in his pants. Turns out Gareth Thomas wears his penis to the right.
You could bounce penises off that stomach.
But now for the real matter(s) in hand:
– The valance. What are we calling that colour? Peach?
– Is that an eiderdown?
– The mat. Are those lots of little coloured squares?
– Fitted wardrobes?
ps. Take those ridiculous pants off immediately.
pps. Easy Rider? We’ll be the judge of that. (Please.)
This is Gareth Thomas in his pants. Now let's discuss the home decor. ,