The Situation in his pants. The Situation is a name that presumably he gave to himself.
The Situation has thighs that go out all the way to here.
People think he’s gay. We’re not bothered either way.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it’s Valentine’s Day today, so fuck-a-dee-doo.
And that concludes today’s breaking underwear news part 2.
*half-smiles at the camera*
And in today's breaking underwear news part 2...,