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Goodness knows how many Romanian orphans went into making that hair…


Kylie Stylist

This is Kylie Minogue on the cover of Stylist magazine. Not to be outdone by anyone – not one, not any – they decided to do 25 different covers. Each of them featuring Kylie! It’s to celebrate 25 years of Kylie phoning in a bunch of songs.

‘Kylie is not only a great musical talent, she also has such a strong sense of personal style that she looks terrific in whatever she puts on,’ says Tom Ford, with a gun to his head.

‘Great musical talent’? Kylie’s got as much real talent as Tom’s got real hair.

‘Such a strong sense of personal style’? Kylie wouldn’t know which way round to put on her knickers if some gay wasn’t telling her.

‘Terrific’? Who is Tom, Liza Minnelli?

*ends*

ps. We loved her in Neighbours, though. Such an innocent time. Could leave your back door open to get bummed by Bouncer and everything.

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4 comments to “Goodness knows how many Romanian orphans went into making that hair…”

  1. Australians can’t dress. It’s official.

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  2. Del Rey much?

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  3. Australians are like the Irish in that they think everyone finds them cheeky, charming loveable oiks. And yet they are the world’s most culture-less cunts.

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  4. I totally would NOT have even known that was Kylie … I thought it was Elizabeth Hurley … even after staring at it a while!

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