This is Kylie Minogue on the cover of Stylist magazine. Not to be outdone by anyone – not one, not any – they decided to do 25 different covers. Each of them featuring Kylie! It’s to celebrate 25 years of Kylie phoning in a bunch of songs.
‘Kylie is not only a great musical talent, she also has such a strong sense of personal style that she looks terrific in whatever she puts on,’ says Tom Ford, with a gun to his head.
‘Great musical talent’? Kylie’s got as much real talent as Tom’s got real hair.
‘Such a strong sense of personal style’? Kylie wouldn’t know which way round to put on her knickers if some gay wasn’t telling her.
‘Terrific’? Who is Tom, Liza Minnelli?
ps. We loved her in Neighbours, though. Such an innocent time. Could leave your back door open to get bummed by Bouncer and everything.
Goodness knows how many Romanian orphans went into making that hair...,