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Would you like to see this man stripped stark bollock naked – down to his balls! – and then covered in chocolate? Course you would.


This man, who has a name and everything, is what is known in the business as pretty bummable. When you click through to the second part of this over-intellectualised article, you will find him stark bollocks bollocky, and covered in chocolate. He seems to like it.

We came across this – no puns please, we’re British – because we’re currently finding any excuse not to work. We’re on deadline and everything. People use the word ‘deadline’ when they work in our industry. It’s big and it’s clever.

Ooh, one more thing. These pictures were taken from a website called AbsPecsPies’s. Apart from a blatant disregard for grammar, what this site appears to offer are pictures of men – male men – getting stripped to diddly-squat, then having foodstuffs lobbed at ’em. Each to their own.


More, here. *waves*

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6 comments to “Would you like to see this man stripped stark bollock naked – down to his balls! – and then covered in chocolate? Course you would.”

  1. Looks like he’s quite enjoying the experience. Bagsy get to lick it off.

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  2. It’s a bit, you know, scatty.

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  3. Or should that be scat-y?

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  4. Yum. In lots of ways.

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  5. Nup.

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  6. When Consuela was a yoot dem, Consuela ventured into the now defunct pornographic boutique on Old Compton Street which boasted ‘Splosh’ as its speciality. Splosh it turns out is naked ladies with big tits covered in food. Wet and messy. I immediately recalled my poor nan struggling for food during the war years and how she would never have had the luxury of covering her own humungous tits in food. It just seemed to so frightfully wasteful so I didn’t make any purchases.

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