Marcus Collins – gay, apparently – has done a version of The White Stripes’s’s’s’s’s Seven Nation Army. And it’s better than The White Stripees’ version because.
At the time of going to… what is the word we’re looking for? Press? Marcus only had a sniffle of views. Let’s say 172. We felt sad, then let down. Don’t ever make us feel that way again.
We would like to put it out there that we j’adore big old gay ol’ gayey Marcus. We even tried to find a bulge in his pants somewhere in this video. We think we succeeded.
Snazzy dresser isn’t he, that Marcus? And gay.
And we managed to write this entire piece without even mentioning Biscuit Boy. We love crunch biscuits, don’t you?
Look at little gay Marcus from X Factor who is gay and a homosexual singing a song,