Yes, Katy Perry has nice tits. But, Daily Cunt – and it’s a big ‘word up!’ on this one – there is more to a relationship than a pair of nice tits. Ask almost anyone.
We have met Katy Perry. Spent time in its company. And we found that nice tits was just about all there was going on. Nasty skin, bad attitude, an inability to maintain eye contact and unbearably pleased with herself.
So, yes, DC. Sometimes nice tits is not enough. Hard to believe but true. Unless they are boys’ tits, of course.
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