Peter Bone – ‘Boner’ to his mates – is the MP for Wellingborough, a place we can’t even be bothered looking up. We assume it’s somewhere.
Peter Bone – who has quite the loveliest hair – doesn’t believe in equality. He thinks it’s perfectly fine for gays to be treated badly because they are gay. He also thinks that if gays are allowed to marry in churches, the world will come a-tumbling down. And not in a fun way, either. Why, only this week during Commons questions on the issue of gay marriage, he said ‘marriage is between a man and a woman so this is completely nuts’.
This is completely not a surprise, seeing as Peter Bone is a complete cunt.
He has voted against every. Single. Act that Parliament has put forward to give gays equal rights. These include the Equality Bill (the one where it says if you run a B&B you can’t turn away a gay couple because you said the Baby Jesus appeared in a Ryvita and told you to), the Criminal Justice & Immigration Bill – Incitement to Hatred, and the Coroners and Justice Bill – Incitement to Hatred.
So in conclusion, Peter Bone hates. Gays mostly.
Which is a shame, really, because we love him. Maybe it’s the come-to-bed eyebrows, maybe it’s the pearly yellow teeth. Maybe it’s the freakishly short distance between his shoulders. All we know is that we’re so turned on right now we’re slipping off our designer imposter chair into what can only be described as a puddle.
This man, a Member of Her Majesty's Parliament, says gay equality is 'absolute nuts'.,