Before we pop our cork, some clues.
His name is Chet Haze (not actually much of a clue).
He is a rapper (we’ll be the judge of that).
He’s much hotter than his dad (which is, to be fair, not that hard).
His dad’s name is Tom Hanks (which is the best clue we can give).
It’s… Tom Hanks.
Which Hollywood A-lister has a sex-puppy son like this?,