This streaker – whom the Daily Mail gleefully describes as ‘jobless’ – has been placed on the Sex Offenders Register for streaking. With that arse?!


Streaker. Hooray!

Sam Gorman – whose bottom goes like this – streaked at a football match the other day. Doesn’t really matter which one.

‘His genitals were clearly on show,’ reports the Daily Cunt. Yes, that’s the whole point of streaking. Otherwise it would just be called ‘ing’.

As a result of his ‘antics’ (they always use the word ‘antics’), Sam Gorman has been told to pay £145 court costs and given an 18-month community order. So far, so retarded. But it turns out he’s also been placed on the Sex Offenders Register for a whole two years. That’s two years more than not at all.

First of all, does Sex Offenders Register need a possessive apostrophe?

Secondly, it’s not like he bummed the referee.

Thirdly.

 

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  1. Sex Offenders Register? There is a difference between nudity and sex. Is this America?

    Also – beautiful body! He can streak my way any time.

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