It has men, it has more men; it has mister-sisters, it has more men. It has man-on-man snogging, it has more men. It has make-up, it has porn stars (gay ones!), it has more make-up. It has a lovely Boy London jumper. It is the Room Service Sex Tape (Part 3!), and we didn’t even have to be paid to put it up. Not even with ready money!
Talking of sex tapes...,