Here she is, one of the more unpleasant pop stars it has been our misfortune to meet, the pimply-skinned Katy Perry whose opinion of herself is as high as the Eiffel Tower itself.
And this is her new ‘boyfriend’, the poor bastard. He is a model, he is scientifically 15 times nicer looking than she is and he is not after her fame or her money one bit. We can only imagine the wit, depth and insight of any conversation they may ever have when they’re not doing shots that The Daily Cunt can run alongside the headline ‘Look what you’re missing, Russell Brand’.
Those religious girls, they really are the worst, aren’t they?
We are absolutely sure that Katy Perry's new boyfriend loves her for her looks and her personality. No, we are. We really are. Really.,