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Tranny Banks. Never knowingly not crazy as a box of weaves.

Tyra Banks. Just the name is enough to have you reaching for the chloroform, yet a world without America’s Next Top Model would be like a world without parquet floors.

And what, heavens to Betsy, would a world without Tranny Banks’s eponymous chat show be like? More or less the same, that’s what.

It is for all these reasons and more that Tranny B is our life guru. We won’t pop on a pop-sock without consulting her first. Colour blocking? Not on your nelly without a nod from TB. As for fingerless mittens… well, they don’t call her a pre-op transsexual for nothing.

Take this little gem. We’ve always wanted to turn any moment into a photo shoot, especially when dollying around the globe on Her Majesty’s airplanes, but we just didn’t know how. We even asked the professionals – at Virgin! – but they looked at us like we just shat on the bijous pretzels. And they were gay! But now the oracle hath harked, and all is well in the world. Like we said, parquet floors!


Tranny Banks on Twitter

Look. Bitch ain’t lying!


Tranny Banks

Talking of finding the light and showing the glam, fam, here is Tranny Banks going mother-fucking crazy. That’s just how she rolls.

 

 

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