Ex-News of the World editor Rebekah Brooks, who can’t even spell her own name correctly, is to be prosecuted for perverting the course of justice, it has been announced. Something to do with getting rid of evidence in the whole phone hacking thing that was going on over at NotW, where no ordinary citizen was so insignificant they couldn’t have their lives turned over and ruined by Rebecca (now, doesn’t that spelling look better?) and her team of ‘newshounds’ (we’ve seen some of them, we know what we’re talking about here).
‘We deplore this weak and unjust decision,’ said she and her husband – also to be prosecuted – using language they cut and pasted from a book by Anthony Trollope.
Now, who’s for bucks fizz or do we just want champagne straight up?
Vile homophobe Rebekah Brooks to be prosecuted for perverting the course of justice. Let's get this party started,