Skanky Cyrus, Christian, slut and rude little bitch (they often go together, those three) gets her hands on our lovely Douglas Booth


Having wowed in Great Expectations and some Burberry campaigns, Douglas Booth has reached his ‘show me the money’ moment, starring in a film with the execrable Miley Cyrus.

It’s called LOL *rolls eyes so far back they come round at the bottom again*, it also stars the great talent that is Demi Moore and it looks like bigger pants than even Eric Pickles MP wears. We’d show you the trailer but we don’t want to give it the oxygen of publicity. Suffice to say it’s about a wild child who runs off with a guy in a *stifles yawn* band.

We interviewed Ms. Cyrus once and she insisted on getting up between questions to go and bowl, speak to her friends and eat fries. Manners cost nothing, you know. Douglas Booth was and is charm itself.

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  1. I LOVE THE TITLE of your post :) Haha

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