And not because they’re stretching that T-shirt all out of shape either.
No, the One Million Moms movement in America (we demand a recount, by the way, not that there’s any shortage of cunts in the world) has objected to this poster by the GAP and they are not going to buy any more unflattering chinos there until it is withdrawn.
They are extending their boycotting activities (not that they are a particularly active group, physically) to GAP-related brands Old Navy, Banana Republic etc and have stated that these brands ‘does not deserve, nor will it get, money from conservative families across the country’. A little more time on the grammar homework might not go amiss, ladies.
‘Supporting GAP is not an option until they decide to remain neutral in the culture war,’ they go on (and on: well, you know what mums are like when they get a bee in their bonnet). ‘GAP needs to seriously consider how their immoral advertising affect the youth of our nation.’
Yeah, two boys in a t-shirt is clearly the work of the devil, a culture war for a group who have no culture that’s not Dr. Phil. Listen, ‘moms’, we suggest you go back to the job of feeding your children foods that will make them fat but mean you don’t have to actually cook and have more time for TV and moaning about your poor bastard husbands.
Oh, and remember, any dog in the street can be a mother, so if you ever need any help getting down off that very high horse…
One Million Cunty Moms object to this gay poster,