You’ve got to hand it to Pastor Charles L. Worley (no doubt a hot favourite with the One Million Cunty Moms): he has imagination. In reaction to President Obama saying he thought gay marriage was OK but wasn’t actually going to do anything about getting it through or anything, a lightbulb just popped on in Pastor Worley’s head. He just can’t stop having ideas, that one.
‘I had a way… I figured a way out – a way to get rid of all the lesbians and queers – but I couldn’t get it past the Congress,’ he said. Oh, don’t give up so soon.
‘Build a great big, large fence – 50 or a 100 miles long – and put all the lesbians in there. Fly over and drop some food. Do the same thing with the queers and the homosexuals – and have that fence electrified so they can’t get out. Feed ’em. And you know in a few years, they’ll die out. You know why? They can’t reproduce.’
Just one thing wrong with your theory, Pastor Worley, sir: most gays and lesbians AND queers come from straight AND heterosexual parents. They don’t actually breed man on woman. Which is kind of the point of being a gay or lesbian or queer. Which means the compounds of which you speak are actually going to be hot-beds of homosexual and lesbian and queer sex. A bit like Mykonos.
We’ll book a couple of weeks right here on the spot, especially if they’re going to drop in food so we don’t have to pay those ridiculous Mykonos prices.
This nice priest has a way of getting rid of all the lesbians and homosexuals AND queers. Obviously a very smart cookie.,