That silly old Mr. I’madinnerjacket off-of Iran – you know, the one who can’t tie a tie? – has decided to remove his ambassador from the Eurovision host country, and we quote, ‘in connection with the insulting of religious saints’. Without a word of a lie!
Apparently, he’d got wind of some sort of gay parade – like the whole of Eurovision isn’t a gay parade! – and decided enough was enough: ‘Pack your LVs, dolly,’ he said in a top-level telegram to the Iranian ambassador, who was looking forward to a weekend of fun with some of the EuroV contingent. ‘You’re out of there.’
Silly old queen!
Iran recalls their ambassador from Azerbaijan because of the Eurovision. Time to grow up?,