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One Million Cunty Moms are up in bingo-winged arms again.

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Those One Million Moms, a lot of whom want Jesus for a sunbeam even though even He thinks they’re a bunch of cunts, have got their fannies in a froth again. About those dastardly gays, again. This time, it’s because DC Comics have had the temerity – the temerity! – to reveal that one of their superhero characters is gay. This comes after Marvel comics not only outed one of their own, but announced he was going to get married. To his partner. Who is gay!

One Million Cunty Moms thinks this will poison the minds of young impressionable children – a lot of whom are gay themselves – and force them to think that gay people are just as good as anybody else. No better, no worse, just the same.

‘Who will they choose?’ froths one of the Cunty Moms.

‘Batman, Superman, Flash, Green Lantern, Plastic Man, or another one of their characters that children look up to?’

Okay, let’s look at the evidence. Lycra as day wear, good shoulder-to-hip ratio, not afraid of highlights, ability to run to music… Flash, for a start, is an aggressive top if ever we saw one.

‘They want to indoctrate (sic) impressionable young minds by placing these gay characters on pedestals in a positive light,’ continues la Cunty Momma. Who evidently should spend more time reading the dictionary and less time thinking about all the sex her husband is having with someone much more attractive than she is.

‘These companies are heavily influencing our youth by using children’s superheroes to desensitize and brainwash them into thinking that a gay lifestyle choice is normal and desirable.’

Let’s just hope that none of these Cunty Moms have gay children (even though they do). Because if they do have gay children (which they do), these gay children (of which there are lots) will be growing up in the knowledge that their mom (we prefer mum) thinks that they are a worthless aberration. Which is nice when you’re growing up as an impressionable gay.

*goes to get bummed. By Flash Gordon*

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