Making a very dangerous dismount from an extremely high horse, homophobic Baroness Warsi, the one who led a religious pilgrimage to see the Pope because Britain is becoming a god-less society that takes no notice of religious laws like ‘thou shalt not steal’, is having to defend herself against accusations that she’s had her fingers in the till.
It all boils down to a rented room that she claimed on expenses, a room the landlord says she never paid for. ‘But I left an envelope behind the clock on the mantlepiece,’ said Warsi (we paraphrase for the sake of comedy, obviously). ‘It must have slipped down.’
Labour is calling for her to stand down as Conservative Party co-chairman, a post she patently got – along with her Baronessness – because it looks good for a party not known for its diversity to have a woman of colour and not inconsiderable religion in a high-profile position that actually means nothing.
We, on the other hand, suggest not only that she steps down but that she be administered a sharp kick up the jacksie.
You would have to have a heart of stone not to find Baroness Warsi being investigated for fraud highly hilarious,