Rancid homophobe Ulrika renews her wedding vows. Third husband, by the way.


To all those gays who want to get married to their long-term partners, let us introduce Ulrika Jonsson.

Apart from being a poster-girl for sun damage, Ms. Jonsson (we can’t keep up with what her married name must be by now) is the woman who was disgusted at a gay kiss on Coronation Street because her children might have seen it. Like they haven’t seen much worse at home.

Having had four children by four different men (it’s why they call her Four-by-Four), she is now renewing her wedding vows to her fourth, sorry, third *counts on fingers* yes, third husband, in Barbados. Doesn’t that just get you right there? *indicates body part around lower stomach*

Only three of her children bothered to turn up to the lavish ceremony in Barbados, with the eldest, Cameron, complaining that he was bored going to her weddings and couldn’t he just do some colouring in instead.

So, as you battle to get married to that man you’ve been with for years, with whom you may have adopted children, please take a moment out to celebrate Ulrika’s renewal of her wedding vows (for which we think Hello magazine stumped up some cash) and the true meaning of marriage.

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