Expect dodgy pictures taken on mobile phones of this man thrusting his knob into old ladies’ faces to start emerging as Benedict Garrett (him up there) launches his media career on Channel 5’s Big Brother.
You may recognise his, erm, face from newspaper stories that he was juggling two careers – one as a male stripper, one as a schoolteacher – something which authorities thought was too much or not enough or something.
We will keep you up-to-the-minute on any moment he so much as steps near a shower.
This is our favourite Big Brother contestant. Don't know why. Something about his twinkle. Or his career as a stripper.,