We don’t usually do brown in underpants (if you catch our drift) and these haven’t really changed that by-thumb rule, we’re afraid.
They are by *checks notes, even though it means closing a window… oh, we’ve closed the other one and it’s too much trouble to refind it. You’ll track ’em down if you like them*
And that concludes today’s breaking underwear news…
And in today's breaking underwear news...,