Dr Lisa Nolland. Drop ‘trou and take a bow, cunty!
Dr Lisa ‘You could plough with those teeth’ Nolland is today’s prize cunt because she is a homophobe of the highest order. A lay minister for the Anglican Mainstream (a religious. Who knew), she has just written to her local MP frothing at her fanny over gay marriage. According to Dr Lisa Nolland, legalizing gay marriage will lead to children being taught such sexual behaviour as ‘eating human faeces’. Don’t children do that anyway?
‘Gay marriage entails gay sex,’ frothed Dr Lisa Nolland’s fanny, even though the only froth it’s seen since 1973 is Johnson’s Baby Original.
‘In the powerful name of LGBT rights, graphic materials like those produced by THT (Terrence Higgins Trust) will become much more mainstream for underage teens.
‘This a simply massive issue which has been whitewashed, denied, and ignored by this “pro-family” government. We are in fact damaging children and young people because we are allowing special interest groups access to school populations, knowing that on their sites (which kids are assured provide good advice) they are tacitly or overtly encouraged to experiment with high-risk, psychologically and physically dangerous sex acts which can cost them their lives.’
We know! We were nearly bummed all the way to the North Circular the other day!
‘We teach our children to wash their hands after going to the toilet; THT’s site resource, “The Bottom Line” (p. 16) describes individuals who gain sexual stimulation by eating human faeces as part of their sex “play”. What madness is happening here?’
(We think she’s talking about scat. Dirty bitch.)
And now for her triumphant finale:
‘As Dietrich Bonhoeffer said, “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil: God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act”.’
And today's prize cunt is.... *drum roll*,