And in today’s actual sports news…


A picture of John Terry’s undercarriage as he scoops (we think that’s the sporting term) the ball (pretty sure that is the sporting term) from the net. Yes, it may have gone a smidge over the line but if the referee is not paying careful enough attention and they still insist on not using the technology, well, that’s just how cookies crumble.

Besides, Ukraine needed a win, and the goal, had it been allowed, would have meant a draw, while England could have drawn and still gone through. You see how quickly sports news becomes boring? *goes back to thinking about John Terry’s undercarriage*

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