There’s nothing more insidious than gays going about their business, is there? You can just see in their eyes that they’re planning on overturning centuries of excellent straight behaviour, subverting very high morals and raping (let’s not beat about the bush here) words like ‘gay’, once a lovely little one-syllabler meaning jaunty (as in ‘what a gay bonnet you’re wearing today, Mrs. McTavish!’) or ‘in a good mood’ (as in, ‘he stepped into his new David Beckham at H&M boxer briefs, gay as you like’).
Now at last there’s a film in which you can learn all about this gay agenda that you hear so much about. It gives us the chills just thinking about it *pulls cashmere pashmina tighter around shoulders*
Not suitable for minors. Or most miners, for that matter.,