This is it. What we’ve all been waiting for: an article about gays in the Boy Scouts written by the thoroughly ridiculous Chuck Norris for AmmoLand.com. Yes, that’s ammo land. Needless to say, he’s dead against it and comes across as an impotent little conspiracist, beginning every paragraph ‘Is it a coincidence…’ before offering examples that are almost definitely a coincidence. It’s like Alanis Morrisette’s ‘Ironic’, but less Canadian.
Anyway, we’re off to toast some marshmallows before giving Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes a good sing-song with the Scout Leader *adjusts yellow neckerchief*. Toodlepip.