It seems those leaked photos of Scarlett Johannson are enough to warrant the leaker in question to pay her $66,000 and serve five years in jail. Or so recommends the fair and just U.S. Government. Really? That’s pretty severe for a computer nerd who hacked the email account of a dreary woman and put some thoroughly unerotic photos of her on the interweb. You get less for rape.
We all recognise this picture of Scarlett Johannson,