This is Channing Tatum in his new film Magic Mike, which we all know is about strippers and we all know will be deliciously shit. How do we know this? Because it also stars Matthew McConaughey of no known talent other than muscle. His résumé simply reads ‘body’.
Earlier, the Today show saw Mr Tatum pole do a fully-clothed strip tease. Question: how does that work? Answer: it doesn’t. But we can’t possibly show you that here, so we’ve had to do a lidl linkey to the Today show, right here.
What year is this?,