David Beckham is said to be “very disappointed” at being left out of the Team GB squad for the Olympic Games. Ex-angry-footballer Stuart Pearce, who is apparently the coach and decides all the decisions, chose Ryan Giggs instead. Why oh why would anyone choose a hairy little cheater from the valleys over our Dayviiid? Oh, we’ve been informed that it’s something about football and tactics and fielding and strikers and so on. And here we were thinking it was all about revealing shorts and the jersey exchange.
There there David, rest your head in our lap, everything will be ok,