‘Has Tom Daley fallen for a girl with a matching smile?’ asks The Daily Cunt. Erm, no. He hasn’t. Don’t be ridiculous.


Her name is Kassidy Cook (so spelling is not her parents’ strong point), she is of America, she is diver and she looks exactly like Tom Daley with a comedy wig on. Maybe it is Tom Daley with a comedy wig on, who are we to say?

‘In recent months he has declared he is ‘not up for a relationship’,’ says The Cunt. ‘But it seems that diver Tom Daley may have spoken too soon.’

Listen, he’s gay. And it may be hard for you to get your head around the concept of someone being gay and yet well-liked, but such is the case. We’d hang if not our reputations then our dressing gowns on it.

For t’is so.

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  1. She’s flat-chested and looks like a boy. S’all I’m sayin’.

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