Can we all stop fucking moaning about the Olympic Games now? Please?


So, that’s the main headline on The Daily Cunt website as the Olympics start (yes, in Wales; yes, it’s women’s soccer, but still…) so is it time to stop the endless whining about traffic and people and, in the case of one trucker on BBC Breakfast yesterday, the fact that now his godforsaken trucking company is – lucky him! – located in one of the coolest parts of Europe instead of a wasteland, he has two weeks of having to drive an extra twenty minutes to get out of his yard. Honestly.

So, the points we would like to make about the London Olympic Games 2012 are:

It goes on for two weeks. That’s all.

It is a once-in-a-lifetime thing.

It will bring money, kudos and, most importantly, fun to our fair city (without giving anything away, our spies at the dress rehearsal for the Opening Ceremony said it was nothing short of amazing and really very funny).

If towns the size of Athens and Barcelona can deal with the influx then we certainly can.

It’s kind of what we need for our spirits as the useless right-wing government gets ready to announce another downturn in the economy.

And finally, if you don’t like it, fuck off on holiday for two weeks. You could even rent out your flat and make some money out of it.

Now, if you are one of the moaners and groaners, go straight to your room, think about what you’ve done and don’t come out again until you’re ready to say sorry.

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3 comments to “Can we all stop fucking moaning about the Olympic Games now? Please?”

  1. If you’re seeking a reason to watch the Olympics, check this out: http://wheelr.tumblr.com/post/27937753079/hotlympics-the-hunks-of-london-2012

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  2. Thanks Kelly-Maire. Any one of those could walk me home press me up against doorbell. There’s something about the Russians that says “I vill fuck you, but then maybe I must kill you” but I’d happily take the risk. GRUFF!

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  3. Oof, there’s some hotties on that list and no mistake. I know which events I’ll be watching…

    And hear hear about the Olympic moaners. Hopefully the Opening Ceremony will shut them up.

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