Here are the legs you need if you want to stand any chance of winning the cycling down the Olympics (we are allowed to say ‘Olympics’, aren’t we? We’re not going to have Ronald McDonald coming round to bang on our back doors?)
They belong to Andre Greipel (left) and Robert Forstemann (erm, right) off-of Holland (it might be The Netherlands, we’re not sure).
That’s a whole lot of lally. Imagine those over your shoulders.
Legs. Cyclists' legs. Big cyclists' legs. Cyclists' big legs. Oh, and bulges.,