David Beckham has reached 20 million fans on Facebook (how’s that for just repeating the headline?), which is around about half of the number of tattoos he has on his neck. To celebrate the fact that he is a famous with fans, he posted this picture of *checks notes* himself on his *checks notes* Facebook *checks* page. He is, what is known in the business as, smirking.
We suggest he takes the Cam4 approach to life. The more fans you get, the more skin you show. By our count, at this juncture, he should be pointing his heels to Jesus and praying for handbags for his wife.
20 million Facebook fans and all we got was this lousy face shot,