Madonna is like a fairground stripper says the highly erotic Elton John.


‘Why is she such a nightmare?’ Elton ‘Tantrums’ John wishes to know about Madonna. ‘Sorry, her career is over. Her tour has been a disaster and it couldn’t happen to a bigger ****’ (we assume he said ‘cunt’) Well, shall we wait till the receipts are in from her concert in Hyde Park and yours in Hatfield House, shall we?

‘If Madonna had any common sense she would have made a record like ‘Ray of Light’ and stayed away from the dance stuff,’ says Elton, entirely oblivious to the fact that Ray of Light WAS dance stuff.

‘But no, she had to go and prove…’ Prove what? She already won the Golden Globe from under your stubby little nose. ‘She looks like a fucking fairground stripper.’ What sort of fairground has strippers? Are we going to the wrong fairgrounds?

Careful how you step, Elton, you’re on very shaky ground. Or is it just shaking ’cause you’re walking on it?

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3 comments to “Madonna is like a fairground stripper says the highly erotic Elton John.”

  1. He is so sad . I feel sorry for his “kid” having to put up with him ie fat queen and his husband who looks like a boiled egg with a face painted on it .. I agree with Boy George when it comes to sir Elton looking like a fucking dinner lady

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  2. If she looks like a fairground stripper he looks like a carnival clown with the fucking hair and the fucking nose and the fucking glasses.

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  3. I wonder what Elton would do if he found Madonna on his hubby’s playlist?

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