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We too would like to age gracefully like Jackie Stallone


Jackie Stallone's new face

This beauty here, who looks like she came out of a Kinder Egg, is in fact world-renowned astrologer and former mother-in-law of Brigitte Nielsen, Jackie Stallone.

We think you’ll agree, Jackie has finally grown into her looks. It may have taken her 90 years, but the mash-up of Sharon Osbourne, Lynda Carter, Janice Dickinson, gelatin, a box of hair, Paul McCartney and a Hoover is taking our breath away.

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We too would like to age gracefully like Jackie Stallone, 10.0 out of 10 based on 4 ratings

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8 comments to “We too would like to age gracefully like Jackie Stallone”

  1. Fucking amazing.

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  2. This eyebrow color called for a bolder lipstick shade.
    A bit too conservative for my taste …

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  3. I keep coming back for another look. Amazing.

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  4. i don’t know why but i have a feeling that MEMEMEM after Rehab looks exactly the same as before ;P

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  5. Only fresher and more aware of what’s going on around it, maybe.

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  6. What ever happened to aging gracefully?

    /gross.

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  7. Turns out it wasn’t Jackie Stallone at all but a guest going by the name of Ivone Weldon.

    We know this because the photo agency who originally credited the snaps as Jackie Stallone contacted us to tell us they’d actually mis-credited the photos.

    Whoops.

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  8. Wonderful.
    I can’t take my eyes off her earlobes.

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