A message to dinnerlady Elton John from Madonna. Quite classy for a fucking fairground stripper!


‘I’d like to dedicate this next song to a Mr Elton John,’ Our Glorious Leader announced to the crowd in Nice (the town, not the biscuit) as she launched into a rousing rendition of ‘Masterpiece’, the song that beat his ‘Hello, Hello (Is It Me You’re Looking For, Is It Me You’re Looking For)’ at the Golden Globes.

‘I know he’s a big fan of it. And I know he’s a big fan of mine.’ Tee hee. She said ‘big’. Twice! ‘And you know what? I forgive him. Gotta start somewhere.’

No word from Elton so far. He may be on a nutrition course sponsored by McCain’s frozen pizzas in readiness for the return to school for the kids next week. Got to keep them school meals rolling.

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2 comments to “A message to dinnerlady Elton John from Madonna. Quite classy for a fucking fairground stripper!”

  1. But the thing is, she IS a pathetic old fairground stripper desperate for any attention she can get and coasting along on the memories of when she was fabulous. (Same goes for Lady Elton too, natch)

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  2. ematb…. Looks like Madonna has got your attention …And as for coasting along on old memories her album MDNA went to number 1 in 41 countries around the world, and her tour is on course to be the biggest tour ever by a solo artist …

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