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This is Harry Styles’s armpit, surrounded by a bunch of shit tattoos.


Somewhere, a 12-year-old girl is updating her Mattel doll whilst re-applying strawberry lip salve and slipping off her designer-imposter Space Hopper.

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And now, for absolutely no reason at all other than it cheers us up…

And we love the comment after: ‘She has more fun in 31 seconds than I have in my entire life.’

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And in today’s breaking underwear news…



And that concludes today’s breaking underwear news.

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This picture brings us sadness.

Catherine Tate (iron those slacks, lady!) has been seen not only out but also about with the doughboy himself, Adrian Chiles off-of getting dropped from Daybreak. And this makes us sad.

On the one hand we have an admittedly ginger comedienne of some talent. On the other we have a portly old bastard of none. The idea that they may be going out together, which apparently they are, is no cause for celebration. It makes us doubt the woman’s taste. And her gag reflex.

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Wales’s finest.


These are the participants in new reality show, The Valleys, which follows the lives of a bunch of trouts in the Welsh *checks notes* valleys as they go around bumming each other and applying Millionize mascara to the tips of their penises.

Clockwise from the top left, they are Trout 1, Trout 2, Trout 3, Trout 4,’That young fella off Corrie, only more tanned’, ‘Ears’, ‘T-shirt much?’, and The Only Bummable One.

Trout 1 is a hairdresser, which is ironic or something. Trout 2 probably thinks she looks like Rita Ora only, no. Trout 3 is ‘the pretty one’ only, no. Trout 4’s fringe suggests she don’t take no shit, and Trout 4 still thinks those shoes are a good idea.


Turns out The Only Bummable One is an actual gay, which we could’ve guessed because he’s got tender bottom written all over him. That and the blue chinos. Someone at some point will say something about ‘the only gay in the village’, because they’re cunts like that.

All of Twitter was a-buzz when the first show aired, oh, whenever it aired. Up in arms, they were. Up in arms.

In conclusion, these people are doing for Wales what Megan Stammers’ boyfriend has done for private Maths tuition.

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Note to Men’s Health: if you are going to feature Thom Evans, Speedos please!

Just sayin’

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Scott Caan. Hawaii Five-Oh hello, apparently.


And knee-length shorts, apparently.

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It’s tattoos, it’s madness… it’s tattoo madness!

Welcome to Carey Hart, Pink’s husband, who is hot from the top of his head to the tip of his neck, from whence it all gets a bit silly.


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