When is a snub not a snub? When the Daily Cunt misreports a snub, that’s when.


Does this look like a snub to you? A man bowing his head and clutching his hands to his heart? No, precisely.

But it is a snub in the world of The Daily Cunt, where Jen will never get over Angelina and where anyone who ever wears a swimsuit is doing it to show what someone they went out with five years ago is missing (even though they may be actually, you know, swimming).

The man is Iranian and, as is customary for Iranians, he didn’t shake the Duchess of Cambridge’s hand when she gave him his Paralympic medal. Kate, who has met foreigners before and who was actually briefed by St. James’ Palace not to jump on him and tongue him hard because it would not be seen as appropriate, didn’t bat an overly made-up eyelash. The Daily Cunt was incandescent, calling the incident a snub and frothing up their readers into a hurricane of hysteria.

Until they thought better of it. The word ‘snub’ was removed, the comments were taken down and the man was allowed to enjoy his medal without being followed through the streets of the Olympic Village by a crowd of Olympic Villagers with burning torches.

Jennifer Aniston, meanwhile, continues to cry herself to sleep over Bradley Pitt and that evil temptress Angelina Ballerina.

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