She may be unafraid of orange lipstick, chunky jewellery, boxy jackets and no-style hair-styles but new Equalities Minister Maria Miller (no relation to Windy) is certainly no friend to the gays. Perfect appointment then, Lord Snooty!
She voted against equal adoption rights for gays (that word ‘equal’ in there is quite key to her new job, in case you hadn’t picked up on that), voted against equal fertility rights for lesbeans and is in favour of defining homophobic and racial abuse as ‘freedom of speech’.
Add to that the fact that she’s also been made Minister for Culture (you can tell how artistic she is just by looking at her: well, she did once work for an oil company) and we think we can imagine just how hard she’ll be working for equality for all.
Another homophobic Equalities Minister! Hooray for Cunty Cameron!,