Rupert Everett – whose face currently resembles a knee – is busy promoting his new autobiography, ‘Look At Me!’, a follow-up to the rather genius ‘Red Carpets and Other Banana Skins’.
In it, he slags people off. He’s good at slagging people off. Uses words, phrases, everything.
In the process of promoting his new autobiography, Rupert gave an interview to Sunday Times Magazine. During the interview he talks about gay men being parents.
‘I can’t think of anything worse than being brought up by two gay dads,’ quipped Rupert, thinking of all those headlines.
Just off the top of our heads, these are a few things worse than being brought up by two gay dads:
– Rupert Everett’s plastic surgery
– A church steeple falling off and harpooning your skull
– Straight parents who go to Giraffe restaurants
– Ugg boots
– Men in Ugg boots
– Boris Johnson
– Will Young in Cabaret
– Being brought up by Mitt Romney/Sarah Palin/any of the Bushes/etc.
– Tom Cruise
– The Next Best Thing
Ben Summerskill, chief executive of Stonewall, said:
‘Rupert should get out a little bit more to see the facts for himself.
‘There is absolutely no evidence that the kids of gay parents suffer in the way they are being brought up or in how they develop.’
With friends like Rupert Everett, who needs homophobes?,