This is George Michael and Kate Moss – gaybourly neighbours in London’s glittering Highgate – on the cover of French Vogue. They have been through the industry dishwasher known as Photoshop, and have come out looking like former selves of themselves. George has lost four stone from his face alone, gained dolly yet inquisitive arches in his eyebrows, and the Mars Curiosity Rover can pick up his teeth without the aid of a booster battery. To his left, Kate Moss looks like Kate Moss circa 1998.
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