Yes, kids. That gay marriage you’re so desperate to have could result in totalitarianism, a return to the worst excesses of the French Revolution and, yes, sadly, body odour.
That’s according to this dentally-challenged cunt here. Name? Lady Carey, no relation to Mariah. Because, he says, the religiouses – especially the Christians – are being persecuted. Not that they have a victim fixation or anything. The fact that they have a dead man on a cross as their brand logo isn’t to rub everyone’s faces in the fact that someone died you know.
‘When they were called names that was the first stage towards that totalitarian state,’ he said. Well, the gays have been called names since time immemorial and we’ve still not had to hide anyone in the attic. ‘It’s part of a slippery slope where the unintended consequences could be shocking.’ Oh go and have a camomile tea, you drama queen!
‘Same sex relationships are not the same as heterosexual relationships and should not be put on the same level,’ he went on, pausing only to object to being called a bigot by the Coalition4Marriage lot. Oh, OK then, tolerant person.
Then it was the turn of Ann Widdecome to wade in haunch deep (and please remember this when someone suggests going to see the hag in panto this year), declaring that the restrictions on people’s freedoms that would come from gay marriage (not clear what they are but we’re sure they’re very real. As real as Jesus himself), were ‘the hallmark of totalitarian states down the ages’. And the persecution of sexual minorities hasn’t been the hallmark of totalitarian states, has it? Oh, yes, sorry, it has. They even sent them to gas chambers.
In related news, the sky is now falling in, according to our man on the ground, Chicken Licken.
If you allow gay marriage, next thing you know you're living in Nazi Germany says this fairy-believing cunt.,